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This is what you do when McDonald’s gives you free burgers for a year

sirwhindleton:

washingtonpost:

Remember Charles Ramsey, the hero behind the Cleveland kidnapping rescue?

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McDonald’s promised Ramsey free burgers for a year after he said on TV that he’d gone to McDonald’s before rescuing the captive women and went to their aid with a half-eaten Big Mac in hand.

Ramsey said McDonald’s gave him $2,000 in gift cards. “I handed them out to every homeless person and kid I could find,” he said.

He continues to impress me.

I’m thankful for people like him

brook:

borat is a weird movie

jjba is a weird series

both have arabic characters

both involve america at a few points

conclusion: borat is america’s version of jjba

ask-curtisrx:

omni-the-android-mare:

em0rexia:

jamtards:

im so easily amused oh my fucking god but the pepper what the fuck

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loOK HOW SHOCKED THE PLUG SOCKET ON THE WALL IS OMF G

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striders:

every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend


So last night I got drunk and played Skyrim

karlosmadera:

I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest. 

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carryonmy-assbutt:

rose-for-a-tenner:

carryonmy-assbutt:

guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

I want more to that story